Friday, July 16, 2010
Coming to Terms with the Cosmos and my 9-Iron
At age 50, I'm still capable of throwing a fairly decent spiral. In a batting cage, once comfortable with the speed, I can take some admirable cuts at a 75 m.p.h. pitching-machine. And sometimes at the gym after my workout, I'll grab a basketball and put on a not-too-shabby display of hitting 18-foot jump-shots around the perimeter. But golf has escaped me.
I love the concept of the game. It's brilliant. Through trees, around hills, and over obstacles like craters filled with sand, continue striking a ball from hundreds of feet away using a series of instruments designed to matriculate the ball towards a flat, groomed surface, where the ball will eventually be tapped into a small hole. He or she who does it using the least amount of attempts, wins. Great, I get it. Except, of course, I don't. And I learned that I didn't really get it early on when my father would take us to play golf at Rolling Greens in Canal Fulton. My dad enjoyed this course because it was fairly straight, had no water except for a small pond near the building where they kept the mowers, and not a sand-trap in sight. Still, with many of the game's impediments eliminated for me, I still managed to have my father completely exasperated with me by the second hole. My shots gave completely new meaning to "going right". For awhile it became so awful that I would actually aim 45-degrees or more to the left in the hopes that my ball would swing over and land somewhere close to the fairway. It helps explain why my father played golf with Mark and Michael a whole lot more than with me.
Zoar. He watched me belt 6 or 7 balls. I then stood on the tee-box and told him that perhaps the problem was with my clubs. Maybe they should be custom-made for me? "Golf Gigest had a huge article about that last month," I said. He stood up, grabbed my 9-iron, looked at it, lined up a ball, and proceed to blast it down the middle about 150 yards. He handed it back to me. "There's nothing wrong with that club," he said.
But that's all changing tomorrow. I'm supposed to play in a scramble with Donna's brother, his son, and his son's friend. He asked me several weeks ago while Donna was standing there, and we had no plans, so there was absolutely nothing I could do to get out of it. I've been dreading it for weeks. So, in anticipation of it, I asked my nephew, Christopher, to watch my swing and give me a few pointers. I've never seen Christopher swing a golf club, but everyone in the family says, "You ought to have Christopher look at your swing".
Skyland Pines, I made a mental note to have her start working on the health-care crisis and, if there's time, the oil leak.) Once at the course, I bought a bucket of balls, as Christopher was still playing on the course. After a bit, he joined me and then watched me swing. He said some of the things that others have told me, but gave me some good advice. "Right now, make sure your take-a-way is smooth and straight back," he said. "That's it. Don't worry about where the ball is going. Concentrate on only one thing for now."
That was soothing. But, as usual, I hit a few good shots and alot of mediocre ones. I had asked him about "stance" and he starting talking about lining up the ball for small irons as opposed to being on the tee-box. "Here, I'll show you". He then grabbed his new Titleist 1-wood and proceeded to showcase one of the smoothest swings I'd ever seen, outside of the PGA tournaments that I've attended. At the end of that swing, he connected with the ball, and propelled it over into the next county. Hell, it might even be somewhere west of Pittsburgh. I had never played golf with anyone who hit a tee-shot 300 yards, and I'd never seen one from anyone other than the pros. All of his shots had a certain trajectory and loft to them that mine lacked, along with an extra 200 yards or so. He watched me hit a few more and then some of his friends showed up and they went off to play another 9 holes.
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